Monday, October 8, 2012

Reince Priebus is not a European public transit conveyance … but he does drive people (away)

Mean Eileen is responsible for the content of this FLOG (and she approves of this message, but won't know if David does until he works his way out of the duct tape).

The day after the first televised presidential nap – uh – debate of 2012, I brought David a letter I’d received from Reince Priebus, chairman of the Republican National Party, indicating I had been selected to represent voters in the OFFICAL 2012 Presidential Platform Survey.  By the way, I am a registered Democrat.  But, I dont limit myself to party affiliation,  I tend to vote for whichever candidate is likely to do the least damage.

David read the letter and the survey and could not stop laughing long enough to prevent me from taking over the FLOG.

I deleted the first few sentences he had composed ... something about banning the St. Louis Cardinals from playing in any future wild card games ... and proceded to FLOG away.

The yes/no and agree/disagree/unsure “survey” began innocuously enough – demographic info and questions like Do you believe Barack Obama has used the presidency and powers of his office to look out for the concerns and interests of Americans like you?
Then the questions become more the variety of Do you support Obama’s plan to decapitate 11 billion American babies and use their tiny skulls as candle holders in the White House Rose Garden where he hosts fundraisers for Al Qaeda?  

Some of the questions are fair … but all are posed in a manner that leaves no room for qualification; Do you believe Obama’s policies have helped create good jobs and improved the economy in your area? The question not asked is Do you think Mitt Romney will do a better job?
In fact, the only place Mitt Romney’s name appears on the  survey is in a section marked Support Reply Form where one has three choices; Participate with a Donation to Elect Mitt Romney, Don’t Participate but donate to Mitt Romney, and Don’t Participate but donate to Mitt Romney.  Yes, you read that right.

The survey and accompanying Chicken-Little-the-sky-is-falling letter is embarrassing to the Republican party … except those who are apparently curled in a fetal position churning out surveys in their bomb shelters because they know it’s only a matter of time before that BLACK MUSLIM TERRORIST Obama tries to destroy their homes, brainwash their progeny and ban Murder She Wrote reruns from the airwaves.
Maybe Reince Priebus is on the Democrat payroll.


  1. I liked the part where romney was like omg i would never tax cut 5 trillion dollars i have clearly stated as liitle as humanely possible

  2. I'm David Stern, and although I do have patches of duct tape adhesive on my skin, I approve of this message. However, I think Mean Eileen overstated by at least ten billion, the number of baby skulls the Republican Party thinks Obama will use as candleholders (she's such a drama-queen).