Thursday, December 6, 2012

FAN FLOG Addendumb…
Today’s FLOG was only eight hours old when I discovered I left out the fine print in the “Guarantee”. I apologize. So please read the fine print as you would with any guarantee or you may end up at the wrong court.
UNDER TERMS AND CONDITIONS on, I discover the following (I must have been so overwhelmed by the offer). The terms read like the disclaimer on the almost Guaranteed to help you quit smoking drug called Chantix. Put on your glasses and read this:
“Requests must be postmarked by December 31, 2012. Sponsor tickets and Comp tickets do not qualify. Refund of purchase price not to exceed face value. *Tickets purchased with a (G) code at a group discount will be given purchase price (may differ from face value.) Void where taxed, restricted or prohibited (Probably in Phoenix. My-comment). PO boxes will not be paid. Allow six to eight weeks after mailing for delivery of your check.* (That’s almost two months after we plunge over the fiscal cliff and if you survive that, they Mayans have plans for your refund anyway).
Limit eight tickets (8) per name/household/address. Phoenix Suns reserve the right to confirm identification. Fraudulent submissions could result in federal prosecution under US Mail fraud statutes (18 USC** Sections 1341 and 1342). © 2012 Phoenix Suns
And this …

Step 1. Complete this form including all required fields (Available postgame on 12/6/12)
Step 2. Attach your original, scanned-at-entry ticket stub from the 12/6/12 Phoenix Suns vs Dallas Mavericks home game. (Sponsor tickets and Comp tickets do not qualify)
Step 3. Mail your original ticket stub and completed form to:

Suns Money Back Guarantee
Dept # PX12-9162
PO Box 472
Scottsdale, AZ 85252-0472
Step 4. To check the status of your rebate please visit or call 1-800-619-4703
*Three steps may cause you to turn over the ball. 4 is guaranteed. Not fun!

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