Friday, July 26, 2013

This flog is a real dog ... go ahead and bark at me

I hope you won’t be offended if I expose my wieners.

These are wieners.
This is a Weiner.
This is a HOT DOG FLOG. It’s a family Flog. But put a little mustard on it and you’ll relish it.

I’m certainly not going to defend Anthony, any more than I defended the people who set an example for him.
 Will the biggest wiener please stand up?

 Frankly I didn't want to mention any of these weirdos (or wierdos) in a family Flog because I didn’t want to give any of them more coverage in a major medium. But it seemed to me that they could all use a major flogging.

I wasn’t going to touch Anthony’s wiener with a ten foot pole because I have to protect my tweeties who have texted me that Anthony is planning to run for President in 2016 and may want to hire me as a consultant.
(If Hillary decides to run, no way Huma is going to stand by her man).

But I spent most of my life involved in political campaigns. I haven’t written a political “jingle” in many years, so I decided to write this for Anthony’s campaign for Mayor of New York.

I wish I were an Anthony Weiner-wiener
That is what I truly wish to be
Cause if I were an Anthony Weiner- wiener
Everyone would be in love
Oh everyone would be in love
Everyone would be in love
with sexts From me

C’mon...Everybody Sing!

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