The F Word

Thank God it’s the New Year and Congress has turned over a new leaf. Last week, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid took the floor and accused Speaker of the House John Boehner of being a “dictator”. Later that day, in the hall outside the Oval Office, the two lawmakers met gain. According to multiple sources, the speaker pointed his finger at the senator and said, “Go f*** yourself.” Reid asked him what he was talking about, and Boehner just said it again and walked away.

 

There are only twelve times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use ... they are as follows:

12. "What the F#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

11. "What the F#$% was that?"
- Mayor Of Hiroshima,1945

10. "Where did all those F#$%ing Indians come from?"
- Custer, 1877

9. "Any F#$%ing idiot could understand that."
- Einstein, 1938

8. "It does so F#$%ing look like her!"
- Picasso, 1926

7. "How the F#$% did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras, 126 BC

6. "You want WHAT on the F#$%ing ceiling?"
- Michelangelo, 1566

5. "Where the F#$% are we?"
- Amelia Earhart, 1937

4. "Scattered F#$%ing showers....My ass!"
- Noah, 4314 BC

3. "Aw c'mon. Who the F#$% is going to find out?"
-Bill Clinton, 1999
 
2."Geez, I didn't think they'd get this F%#*ing mad."
- Saddam Hussein, 2004

1. Apparently, when the Speaker of the House talks to the Majority Leader of the Senate outside the Evil Office.